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Keyword: Voice

Truman Capote had a voice so high it could only be detected by a bat.

Tennessee Williams
(1911 – 1983) playwright
Insults Truman Capote Voice

I quit my job at the helium gas factory; I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.

Stewart Francis
Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Speech Work Helium Voice

His voice was the most obnoxious squeak I ever was tormented with.

Charles Lamb
(1775 – 1834) English critic & essayist
Insults Voice

Let me tell you about Jack's singing voice… it made his violin playing sound good.

George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Entertainment Music Jack Benny Singing Violin Voice

Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.

Edward R. Murrow
(1908 – 1965) American broadcast journalist & newscaster
Communication Intelligence Speech Wisdom World Voice













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