Keyword: Weekends

The weekend represents the 48 hours that you have to f**k up the life you worked so hard for all week.

(1983 – ) American comedian
Time

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian
Situations Time

1. Nothing minor ever happens to a car on the weekend. 2. Nothing minor ever happens to a car on a trip. 3. Nothing minor ever happens to a car.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Problems

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
People

When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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