Subject: Activities » Housework

I think housework is far more tiring and frightening than hunting is… and yet after hunting we had eggs for tea and were made to rest for hours, but after housework people expect one to go on just as if nothing special had happened.

(1904 – 1973) English novelist & biographer
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I find apologizing for not having cleaned is easier than cleaning.

(1975 – ) English comedian
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My kitchen floor is sticky, and I had to do something about it.. so finally I went out and bought some slippers.

(1970 – ) American comedian, writer & actress
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

(1922 – 2007) American novelist
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Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
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Excuse the mess but we live here.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
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Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
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I used to live with five straight guys and – ew, the cleaning schedule was 'nope.'

comedian
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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.

writer
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It (housework) expands to fill the time available plus half an hour: so obviously it is never finished.

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The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
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You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

(1969 – ) comedian & actor
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There’s such a buildup of crud in my oven, there’s only room to bake a single cupcake.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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You don’t get spoiled if you do your own ironing.

(1949 – ) American actress
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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
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I used to think about Cindy Crawford; now, I think about leaving dishes in the sink overnight without a war breaking out.

(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality
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I did think about adopting… an 18-year-old girl from Thailand, whose hobbies include vacuuming and some light dusting.

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
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I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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If you start to clean your desk in the spare bedroom you will probably have to clean the garage to find what you need to finish cleaning the desk.

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