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Colemanballs
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Leeds have only had one shot on target, which may well have been the goal.
Andy Gray
British football player
Colemanballs
He is accelerating all the time; the last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before that in 62.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Racing
Real Madrid are like a rabbit in the glare of the headlights in the face of Manchester United’s attacks; but this rabbit comes with a suit of armor in the shape of two precious away goals.
George Hamilton
Irish sportscaster
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Mirandinha will have more shots this afternoon than both sides put together.
Malcolm MacDonald
British football commentator
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She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
When he was dribbling, he used to go through a minefield with his arm, a bit like you go through a supermarket.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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On Paul Gascoigne
I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs.
Andy Gray
British football player
Colemanballs
If there’s one thing Gus Uhlenbeek’s got, it’s pace and determination.
Ray Houghton
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If Plan A fails, they could always revert to Plan A.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
People want success. It's like coffee, they want instant.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
I wouldn’t be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish.
Ian St. John
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Manchester United have hit the ground running – albeit with a 3-0 defeat.
Bob Wilson
British football player
Colemanballs
My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven.
David Beckham
professional football player
Colemanballs
All of Blackburn’s players got their foots in.
Eamonn Dunphy
Irish football player, author & broadcaster
Colemanballs
If you are in the six-yard box, standing in an offside position, then you are offside.
Steve Bruce
Colemanballs
It’s real end-to-end stuff, but unfortunately it’s all up at Forest’s end.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
If we played like this every week, we wouldn’t be so inconsistent.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Football’s not like an electric light; you can’t just flick the switch and change from quick to slow.
John Greig
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
You’ve got to believe that you’re going to win, and I believe we’ll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we’re knocked out.
Peter Shilton
English football player
Colemanballs
They have missed so many chances they must be wringing their heads in shame.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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