Subject: Confucius say (Page 3)

Confucius say… handkerchief should be called "cold storage."

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… wise man buy prunes… get good run for money.

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Confucius say… who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

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Confucius say… lady who goes down first time out, is called Titanic.

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Confucius say… some fisherman catch their fish by the tale.

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Confucius say… student who study history, will find there is no future in it.

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Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

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Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.

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Confucius say… many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Confucius say… vitamins are good for what ails you – Viagra is good for what fails you.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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