Subject: Death (Page 2)

This is too tight.

(1823 – 1865) Swiss-born Confederate officer in the American Civil War
Last words

Be careful about reading health books for you may die of a misprint.

(1747 – 1803) German Jewish physician & lecturer on philosophy
Books Communication Death Health Reading/Writing

If you eat one apple a day for 80 years, you won't die young.

(1919 – ) American sportswriter
Age Death Food/Drink Health

This is it! I'm going. I'm going.

(1886 – 1950) American singer, comedian & actor
Last words

I'd just like to say I'm sailing with the Rock and I'll be back like Independence Day with Jesus, June 6, like the movie, big mothership and all. I'll be back.

(1956 – 2002) American serial killer
Last words

I leave life so that I can walk into history.

(1882 – 1954) Brazilian dictator & democratically elected President
Last words

I understand life isn’t fair, but why couldn’t it just once be unfair in my favor?

American comedian
Death

No thank you.

(1959 – 2005) American serial killer
Last words

Do you realize we’re only a heart attack away from Bush being president?

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Death Government President

I am going to hell and I'm looking forward to it… I'll finally get to meet Madonna.

(1965 – ) American comedian
Death Insults Places

Die… I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

(1882 – 1942) American actor
Last words

I shall look forward to a pleasant time.

(1737 – 1793) American merchant, statesman & patriot of the Revolution
Last words

It’s hard to be famous and alive.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Death Life

John Rogers did.

(1812 – 1899) American attorney
Last words

I wonder why he shot me.

(1893 – 1935) U.S. governor & senator (Louisiana)
Last words

And now, I am officially dead.

(1822 – 1903) American teacher, lawyer, iron manufacturer & politician
Last words

He’s the type of man who will end up dying in his own arms.

(1931 – ) American actress & singer
Characteristics Death Insults

I'm out of here, man. I'm gone. Keep me in your hearts.

(? – 2008) American convicted murder
Last words

My doctor gave me two weeks to live… I hope they're in August.

comedian
Death Doctors Health

For me dying is a lot like going camping… I don't want to do it.


Death

If I was on death row and given one last meal I would ask for a fortune cookie; “Come on ‘long prosperous life!’”

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Death Food/Drink