Subject: Death (Page 5)

Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life.

(1836 – 1887) German born anarchist & labor union activist
Last words

The only completely consistent people are the dead.

(1894 – 1963) English writer
Death People

My vocabulary did this to me. Your love will let you go on…

(1925 - 1965) American poet
Last words

Death takes no bribes.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Death

Hey, watch this!

Death Definitions Last words

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian
Alcohol Death

All right then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.

(1562 – 1635) Spanish playwright & poet
Last words

Walter Pidgeon

William Henry Pratt (1887 – 1969) English actor
Last words

It proves what Harry always said: give the public what they want and they'll come out for it.

(1913 – 1997) American comedian & radio & television host
Death Insults

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.

(1853 – 1921) American buffalo hunter, U.S. Marshal, Army scout, gambler, frontier lawman & newspaperman
Last words

Oh God, here I go!

(1909–1959) American boxing champion
Last words

This is too tight.

(1823 – 1865) Swiss-born Confederate officer in the American Civil War
Last words

Sex is like death… only after death you don’t feel like a pizza.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Food/Drink Sex

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die; I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help."

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Death Entertainment Television

Never felt better.

(1911 – 2000) American actor
Last words

For me dying is a lot like going camping… I don't want to do it.


Death

I find, then, I am but a bad anatomist.

(1763 – 1798) Irish revolutionary figure
Death

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can’t get out and those outside don’t want to get in.

(1864 – 1936) American newspaper editor & writer
Death Places

I could shoot better!

(1920 – 1945) Dutch communist resistance fighter during World War II
Last words

Take me home. I was born in the South and I wish to die and be buried in the South.

(1856 – 1915) African-American educator, author & political leader
Last words

Lady, you shot me.

(1931 – 1964) American singer, songwriter & entrepreneur
Last words