Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 4)

My wife made me a millionaire. Before she divorced me, I had three million.

professional hockey player
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Aww, don't worry Doc, if that happens, I can always come back as a forward!

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

I didn’t hear him because my two Stanley Cup rings were plugging my ears.

Canadian ice hockey goaltender
Hockey Sports

There are certain things about my game I don't want to change, but I think it's about time that I realized I can't fight every battle. Three hundred minutes in penalties is way too many. Way too many.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

Watching a shootout is like admitting you watch  Survivor or search the internet for porn.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive
Hockey Sports

We're looking forward to building the type of team the Rangers are able to buy.

Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
Hockey Sports

There are two types of forwards. Scorers and bangers. Scorers score and bangers bang.

Canadian hockey goaltender, politician, lawyer, businessman & author
Hockey Sports

I have nothing to say, and I’ll only say it once.

Hockey coach
Hockey Misspokements Sports

Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records.

Hockey Sports

This type of injury is very painful. Especially when it hurts.

Canadian hockey coach
Hockey Misspokements Sports

I had all my own teeth and I wanted to keep it that way.

American baseball player
Hockey Sports

I didn't hear him because my two Stanley Cup rings were plugging my ears.

professional hockey player
Hockey Sports

I don't want to get into a 'He said, she said' with the refs… I'm the 'he.'

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

Hockey is a game played by six good players and a home team.

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They do a lot of talking, but I'm not sure they actually understand each other.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

It was like skating inside a pop can.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

I just tape four Tylenols to it.

Russian hockey player
Hockey Sports

Life is just a place where we spend time between games.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
Hockey Sports

She doesn't pay me anything. I pay her. Besides, what position can she play?

Toronto Maple Leafs owner
Hockey Sports

Ever since he’s been a little boo-aw.

Canadian hockey coach
Hockey Sports

To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
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