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Author: Church Bulletin Page 3
The lady at the Bible Study was tearful and crying constantly. She also appeared to be depressed.
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The sermon this morning: Women In the Church. The closing song: Rise Up, O Men of God
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Children will be led in sinning and Bible study.
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The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.
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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
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Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.
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Join us tonight for prayers, coffee and fresh beagles
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The preacher for Sunday next can be found hanging on the notice board in the porch.
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The senior pastor will be away for two weeks. The staff members during his absence you will find pinned to the church notice board.
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
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Mary Ruth Shaunessy is doing well following a procedure which was performed to help relieve abdominal pain at Baylor.
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Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.
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Women on Missions (WOMS) will meet Thursday at noon. Childhood will be provided in the nursery.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
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Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
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The Johnson family will attend the funeral of Susie's former husband, who died in Flint, Michigan tomorrow.
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Funerals
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