Author: Archie Bunker Page 26

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

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You’re a chimp off the old block.

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Now I’m gonna synchrosize the watch.

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In the words of Harry S, Truman, “If it’s too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook.”

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Mixed metaphors

It ain’t German to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.

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Why don't you go take a short walk on a long pier?

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Infernal Revenue

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Umbiblical cord

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Hidin’ out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera.

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Business adventurous

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… my last will and tentacle…

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Communication

That guy is a blackbuster.

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Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You’re the one who got me into this whole expensive party here.

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Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Philippines.

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Mixed metaphors

The atheist religion don’t believe in the Bible.

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Do you Edith….take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband?

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You’ll be turned into a pillow of salt.

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I just want to take the opportunity to express my waddya call, gratitude and depreciation.

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Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday.

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People

I commensurate with you on that.

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He’s got that big house to maintain in San Clemency.

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