Author: Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard Page 2
It ain't no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee later than others.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
After a fellow gets famous it doesn’t take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Where ignorance is bliss, it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
If you want to get rid of somebody, just tell him something for his own good.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
I’ll bet the hardest thing about prize fightin’ is pickin’ up yer teeth with a boxin’ glove on.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The Arabs are only Jews upon horseback.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it’s just that it can’t buzz any slower.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist