Author: Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard Page 3
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Kindness goes a long ways lots o' times when it ought t' stay at home.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The hardest thing to stop is a temporary chairman.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it’s just that it can’t buzz any slower.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist