Author: Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard Page 4
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The man who says "I may be wrong, but… " does not believe there can be any such possibility.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The worst sensation I know of is getting up at night and stepping on a toy train.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
I'll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that's more than I can say for prosperity.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
A loafer always has the correct time.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Kindness goes a long ways lots o' times when it ought t' stay at home.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist