Author: Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard Page 4
The hardest thing to stop is a temporary chairman.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The Arabs are only Jews upon horseback.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
I’ll bet the hardest thing about prize fightin’ is pickin’ up yer teeth with a boxin’ glove on.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist