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If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God

In the dark? Follow the Son.

The Best Vitamin for a Christian is B1

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace

How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!

Welcome to the Flippin Church of Christ

There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.

Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives

C’mon over and bring the kids. – God

The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”


That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God

God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!

We need to talk. – God

If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.

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