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Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

Most People Want To Serve God, But Only In An Advisory Capacity

C’mon over and bring the kids. – God

It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

Don't Wait For the Hearse to Take You to Church

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

My way is the highway. – God

There Are Some Questions That Can’t Be Answered By Google

The Best Vitamin for a Christian is B1

What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? – God

Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.

Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God

Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.

Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!

Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

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