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Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey

Come In And Have Your Faith Lifted

No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace

That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God

Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!

The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees

Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?

If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.

If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell

The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome

God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!

Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages

Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives