Author: Church sign

Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages

Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God

That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God

The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome

There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.

Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On

Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors

God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!

Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone

This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? —–> (U R)

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire

Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”

It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!