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How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?

Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire

Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors

Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God

That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God

Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3

Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!

Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God

Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives

How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!

Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone

It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”

Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.

Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone

God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist

God Saw What You Did

Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God

Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]

Eyebrow Free Methodist Church

God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!

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