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Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

Autumn Leaves, Jesus Doesn’t

How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!

God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist

Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God

Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You

Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!

Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

C’mon over and bring the kids. – God

You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!

The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees

Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven

Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.

Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers

If God Is Your Copilot – Swap Seats!

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