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The Best Vitamin for a Christian is B1

If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace

If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

Most People Want To Serve God, But Only In An Advisory Capacity

If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.

Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion

There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

You think it's hot here? – God

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors

My way is the highway. – God

Eyebrow Free Methodist Church

Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God

It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!

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