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Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell

Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven

Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God

Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors

Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!

Come In And Have Your Faith Lifted

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!

If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.

What Can You Do With Your Tongue?” James 3:5-12

Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]

Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God

Welcome to the Flippin Church of Christ

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

If God Is Your Copilot – Swap Seats!

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

Autumn Leaves, Jesus Doesn’t

The Best Vitamin for a Christian is B1

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