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Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God

God Saw What You Did

When in doubt, faith it!

In the dark? Follow the Son.

If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!

How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.


Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

Don't Wait For the Hearse to Take You to Church

This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? —–> (U R)

Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah

Who’s Your Daddy?

Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages

C’mon over and bring the kids. – God

God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts

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