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I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He could go bear hunting with a switch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s so tough
Mean
Other expressions
Strong
Tighter than a new boot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
Tell a story
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Tell a lie
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Her butt is two axe handles wide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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You can’t tell nobody nothing that ain’t ever been nowhere!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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I don’t chew my cabbage twice!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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You should have listened the first time because I don’t repeat myself!
It’s been saucered and blowed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Temperature
Cathead biscuit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A large biscuit about the size of a cat’s head
Other expressions
Ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound sack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone wearing clothes that are too small
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Can't get blood from a turnip.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Like a live oak limb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crooked
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He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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He’s three limbs up a willa.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
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Willow tree
I’m gonna tan your hide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
That brush was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A face like a welder’s bench
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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