Keyword: Wine

A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

I think the British have the distinction above all other nations of being able to put new wine into old bottles without bursting them.

(1883 – 1967) British prime minister & politician

This may be the wine talking, but I really, really, really, really love wine.


I’m like old wine; they don't bring me out very often, but I’m well preserved.

(1890 – 1995) American philanthropist & wife of Joseph P. Kennedy, Sr.

I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes, and I was like, “Dude, you have to wait.”

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

What pleases men most is old wine and young women.

(c. 484 BC – c. 425 BC) Greek historian

Wine makes a man better pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer