Subject: Yogi-isms (Page 3)

If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.

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Yogi-isms

Most of his home runs were hit on artificial turf.

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Baseball Yogi-isms

If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.

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World Yogi-isms

You don’t look so hot yourself.

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Appearance Yogi-isms

It was a dry rain.

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Science/Weather Yogi-isms

90% of the putts that are short don’t go in.

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Golf Sports Yogi-isms

Shut up and talk.

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Communication Conversation Speech Yogi-isms

Don’t get me right; I’m just asking!

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Yogi-isms

I wish I had an answer to that, because I’m tired of answering that question.

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Yogi-isms

No, you didn’t wake me up; I had to get up to answer the phone anyway.

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Sleep Yogi-isms

If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.

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Yogi-isms

How long have you known me, Jack?… and you still don’t know how to spell my name.

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Yogi-isms

Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.

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Baseball Sports Yogi-isms

The only reason I need these gloves is ‘cause of my hands.

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Yogi-isms

After seeing the opera Tosca, Yogi remarked, “I really liked it, even the music was nice”

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Music Yogi-isms

I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn’t find it.

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Situations Yogi-isms

It’s never happened in World Series competition, and it still hasn’t.

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Yogi-isms

You better cut the pizza in four pieces… I’m not hungry enough to eat eight.

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Eating Food/Drink Yogi-isms

Think?… how the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?

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Baseball Intelligence Sports Thinking Yogi-isms

Little League baseball is a good thing ’cause it keeps the parents off the streets, and it keeps the kids out of the house!

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Children Parents Sports Yogi-isms

If you see the ball, hit it… that’s what it’s there for.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Sports Yogi-isms