Subject: Yogi-isms (Page 5)

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms

Never answer an anonymous letter.

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Yogi-isms

I’d say he’s done more than that.

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Yogi-isms

Third [base] ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.

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Baseball Sports Yogi-isms

If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop ‘em

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Sports Yogi-isms

I don’t know, I’m not in shape yet.

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Yogi-isms

Shut up and talk.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Communication Conversation Speech Yogi-isms

If the guy was poor, I’d give it back.

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Poverty Yogi-isms

A good ball club.

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Baseball Sports Yogi-isms

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.

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Lies Yogi-isms

I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats; after all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

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Baseball Yogi-isms

Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.

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Baseball Sports Yogi-isms

No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.

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Yogi-isms

Surprise me!

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Death Yogi-isms

How long have you known me, Jack?… and you still don’t know how to spell my name.

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Yogi-isms

We’re lost, but we’re making good time.

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Activities Travel Yogi-isms

I think greed is a terrible thing unless you are in on the ground floor.

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Yogi-isms

I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

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Appearance Body Yogi-isms

Most of his home runs were hit on artificial turf.

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Baseball Yogi-isms

You better cut the pizza in four pieces… I’m not hungry enough to eat eight.

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Eating Food/Drink Yogi-isms

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

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Future Yogi-isms