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It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
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Golf
Sports
Beethoven
Billiards
Goethe
Limit: Maximum number of a particular fish that an angler can take in a day. This number varies from place to place and species to species, but it is a largely theoretical restriction with little practical application.
Anonymous
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The game of life is always called on account of darkness.
Solomon Short
David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
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Games
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Darkness
What is the big deal about trainspotters… I counted 27 of the losers today.
Stewart Francis
Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
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Insomnia: The inability to sleep even when it’s time to get up.
Anonymous
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I didn’t intend for this to take on a political tone; I’m just here for the drugs.
Nancy Reagan
(1921 – ) former First Lady of the United States & actress
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When asked a political question at an anti-drug rally
She took my son to Costco, bought 14 pounds of Oreos – and saved us money somehow.
Joey Kola
American stand-up comedian
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Hobby: Something you do to have fun whether you enjoy it or not.
Anonymous
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