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Subject: Age » Old (Page 15)

When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are

Cary Grant
(1904 – 1986) English-American actor
Age Appearance Old

I feel I can talk with more authority, especially when I say, ‘I don’t know.’

Peter Ustinov
(1921 – 2004) English actor & author
Age Old On growing old

Age is a function of mind over matter; if you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Satchel Paige
(1906 – 1982) baseball player
Age Beliefs Old Mind over matter

He is so old… his social security number is 6.

Anonymous
Age Exaggerations Old

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.

Phyllis Diller
(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Age Old Walkers

She is so old… she was the waitress at the last supper.

Anonymous
Age Exaggerations Old

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Age Old Things Shoelaces

She’ll never admit it, but I believe it is Mama.

Zsa Zsa Gabor
(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress
Age Old When asked which of the Gabor women was the oldest
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