Subject: Book Titles (Page 9)

You Have to F*****g Eat

50 Ways to Eat a Beaver

Helping the Retarded To Know God

How To Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men

Why Is Daddy in a Dress?: Asking Awkward Questions with Baby Animals

Semenology – The Semen Bartender’s Handbook

They’re Coming to Kill You Jane

Do-It-Yourself Coffins

Experimenting with Babies

The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society

How to Poo on a Date

A Southern Belle Primer: Why Princess Margaret Will Never Be a Kappa Kappa Gamma

Collectable Spoons of the 3rd Reich

Can I Sit on Your Lap While You’re Pooping?

Me Talk Pretty One Day

(1956 – ) American humorist, comedian & author

The Beginners Guide to Sex In the Afterlife

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

Everything I Want to Do Is Illegal

Bitch Are You Retarded?: Stop Being a Dumbass! Either He Loves You, He’s in Love with You, or You’re Just Something to Do for Right Now….

Born-Again Virgin

Wal-Mart Atlas