Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 11)

Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.

Don't forget, Ash Wednesday is Monday, March 5th.

We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.

Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.

Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.

Harewood Christian Discussion Group: We shall be meeting on Wednesday, 11th April, when the subject will be "Heaven: How do we get there?" Transport is available at 7:55 PM from the bus stop opposite the Harewood Arms.

Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow.

Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.

Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.

If you want to be a superhero for God, you could wear a costume, or even nothing at all.

This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.

There will be no Moms who care this week.

Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn’t seen in years.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Thank you dead friends.