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Church Bulletins
(Page 11)
Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.
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Church Bulletins
Don't forget, Ash Wednesday is Monday, March 5th.
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We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.
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Church Bulletins
Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
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Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.
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Harewood Christian Discussion Group: We shall be meeting on Wednesday, 11th April, when the subject will be "Heaven: How do we get there?" Transport is available at 7:55 PM from the bus stop opposite the Harewood Arms.
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Church Bulletins
Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Church Bulletins
The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
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Church Bulletins
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow.
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Church Bulletins
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Church Bulletins
Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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Church Bulletins
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
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Church Bulletins
The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
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Church Bulletins
The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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Church Bulletins
If you want to be a superhero for God, you could wear a costume, or even nothing at all.
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Church Bulletins
This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.
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Church Bulletins
There will be no Moms who care this week.
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Church Bulletins
A group called Moms Who Care had their meeting cancelled one week
Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn’t seen in years.
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Church Bulletins
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Thank you dead friends.
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Church Bulletins
[dear friends]
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