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Church Bulletins
(Page 11)
Jane Doe, who attends the Singles class, shared with me that she is walking in the Multiple Sclerosis Walk-a Thong. Let’s support her effort.
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Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.25. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
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We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Church Bulletins
Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.
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Church Bulletins
Singing
Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.
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You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Church Bulletins
The maintenance of the church graveyard is becoming increasingly costly. It would be a great help if parishioners would do their best to tend their own graves.
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Church Bulletins
The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.
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Church Bulletins
The youth group will be having their 13th annual Bowel-A-Thon.
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Church Bulletins
We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.
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Stewardship Offertory: “Jesus Paid It All.”
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Annual Church Stripper Tournament Next Sunday: Sign Up Now. The Best Team Wins!
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Church Bulletins
The Rev. Dr. John Doe, our featured speaker for the breakfast, also blessed and blessed and blessed and blessed the meal.
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Church Bulletins
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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Church Bulletins
Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
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Church Bulletins
[Thee]
Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.
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Area Promise Keepers are having a pancake breakfast for the Community Cooperative Ministry shelter for abused and battered women. They've been touching women for Christ for ten years.
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Church Bulletins
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Church Bulletins
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