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Church Bulletins
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There is a sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be baptized on the table in the foyer.
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Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages
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The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
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Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
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Join us tonight for prayers, coffee and fresh beagles
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Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
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The Pastor is a member of the Lions Club and co-chair of the county fair board this year. He urges everyone to attend and support this important community fundraising event and join him in working to have a successful affair.
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The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
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Janet Smith has volunteered to strip and refinish the communion table in the sanctuary.
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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.
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Church Bulletins
Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
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Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
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The Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
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Church Bulletins
Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear
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Church Bulletins
The Sunday Night Men's Glee Club will meet on Saturday at the park, unless it rains; in that case they will meet at their regular Tuesday evening time.
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Church Bulletins
Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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Mary Ruth Shaunessy is doing well following a procedure which was performed to help relieve abdominal pain at Baylor.
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Church Bulletins
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