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Church Bulletins
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A worm welcome to all who have come today.
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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.
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There will be a meeting for those who like to cook and comfort those who mourn.
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Help blow up and decorate the church with balloons on Easter morning. Meet at 7:30 am to help. Won’t take long!
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.
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Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.
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The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Church Bulletins
The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!
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Church Bulletins
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
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The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
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Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.
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Singing
Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Church Bulletins
Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
Jane Doe, who attends the Singles class, shared with me that she is walking in the Multiple Sclerosis Walk-a Thong. Let’s support her effort.
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Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.
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