Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 2)

A worm welcome to all who have come today.

The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.

There will be a meeting for those who like to cook and comfort those who mourn.

Help blow up and decorate the church with balloons on Easter morning. Meet at 7:30 am to help. Won’t take long!

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.

Hymn of Response:  Crown Him With Many Cows

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.

The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.

8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.

The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.

Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.

Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.

Jane Doe, who attends the Singles class, shared with me that she is walking in the Multiple Sclerosis Walk-a Thong. Let’s support her effort.

Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.

Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.

The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.