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Church Bulletins
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John Smith, ordained as a deamon, will pastor two churches in Fannin County.
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Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.
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We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”
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Remember the annual spring cleaning of the Singles Ministry Building this Saturday. We need lots of singles to volunteer for the work crew. We have a long list of items to be cleaned. The widows need extra attention.
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Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.25. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
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This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.
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Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.
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We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
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Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
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The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.
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If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
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Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.
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Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
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Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.
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Singing
The Lord commanded Peter to Feed my sleep.
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School starts Monday August 22. Please watch for excited children as you’re driving.
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A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.
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