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Church Bulletins
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The agenda was adopted… the minutes were approved… the financial secretary gave a grief report.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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Church Bulletins
Bilingual Chicken Dinner this Sunday at noon.
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Please drop off diapers, size 3, at the Saint Raphael's parish office during regular office hours for Sister Jane.
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.
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Church Bulletins
There will be no HOPE at Trinity this week.
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Helping Other People Emotionally
Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.
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The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.
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The sermon this morning: Gossip… the Speaking of Evil. The closing song: I Love To Tell the Story
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Join us next week for the dedication of our new expanded facility. The new sanctuary has seating for 1,000 compared to 999 for our old building.
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Church Bulletins
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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Church Bulletins
The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.
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Church Bulletins
John Smith, ordained as a deamon, will pastor two churches in Fannin County.
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Church Bulletins
Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.
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In case of rain the community prayer vigil will be moved to the Christian Strife Center at Pennington Street Baptist Church.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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Church Bulletins
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
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Church Bulletins
The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
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Church Bulletins
Please be in prayer for Jim and Judy, their baby daughter was born 9 months premature.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
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Church Bulletins
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