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Church Bulletins
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Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.
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The preacher for Sunday next can be found hanging on the notice board in the porch.
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Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.
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The Sunday Night Men's Glee Club will meet on Saturday at the park, unless it rains; in that case they will meet at their regular Tuesday evening time.
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Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
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Jon's dad formerly preached in Opelika and Mobile, but is now working.
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Evening massage – 6 pm.
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Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.
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There will be a meeting for those who like to cook and comfort those who mourn.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
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It's Drug Awareness Week: Get involved in drugs before your children do.
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Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow.
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Father is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
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The Baby shower will be at 2:00 p.m. Saturday. All ladies invited. No clothing needed.
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Baby shower
We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
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The agenda was adopted… the minutes were approved… the financial secretary gave a grief report.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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The church office will be closed until opening. It will remain closed after opening. It will reopen Monday.
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Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
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We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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