Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Subject:
Church Bulletins
(Page 5)
Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
We will have a special holiday bingo and dinner on Monday evening. You will be given two bingo packs, which cover all games played, and your choice of children or roast beef for dinner.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
The closing song: Take My Life
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
… she is very upset, as her mother has breasts.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
There will be no HOPE at Trinity this week.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Helping Other People Emotionally
There will be no Moms who care this week.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
A group called Moms Who Care had their meeting cancelled one week
Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Please be in prayer for Jim and Judy, their baby daughter was born 9 months premature.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Hospitality
Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Harewood Christian Discussion Group: We shall be meeting on Wednesday, 11th April, when the subject will be "Heaven: How do we get there?" Transport is available at 7:55 PM from the bus stop opposite the Harewood Arms.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Page 5 of 12
« First
« Previous
3
4
5
6
7
Next »
Last »