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Church Bulletins
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Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
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Jane Doe, who attends the Singles class, shared with me that she is walking in the Multiple Sclerosis Walk-a Thong. Let’s support her effort.
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Evening massage – 6 pm.
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Mary Ruth Shaunessy is doing well following a procedure which was performed to help relieve abdominal pain at Baylor.
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Harewood Christian Discussion Group: We shall be meeting on Wednesday, 11th April, when the subject will be "Heaven: How do we get there?" Transport is available at 7:55 PM from the bus stop opposite the Harewood Arms.
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We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.
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Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday. Please use the back door.
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Children will be led in sinning and Bible study.
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“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”
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Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
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My joke is easy and my burden is light.
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[yoke]
When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.
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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
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Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing “Put Me In My Little Bed” accompanied by the pastor.
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There will be no HOPE at Trinity this week.
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Helping Other People Emotionally
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