Subject: Classifieds (Page 21)

Found: Keys at the Diversion Cam rest stop with fob that says "Keys I Haven't Lost Yet."

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$17,962 – ’98 Lincolon Town Car

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HELP WANTED – Remedy Engineer

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Are you Kate Bush?’ Write to obsessive man (36). Note, people who aren't Kate Bush need not respond.

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Now you can borrow enough money to get out of debt.

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Mother’s helper – peasant working conditions.

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Wanted: Cleaning and Janitorial Help. Please leave mess.

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Kellogg’s pot tarts $1.99 box

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Lost Cocktail.

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Romance is dead. So is my mother. Man, 42, inherited wealth.

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Creative daily specials, including select offerings of beef, foul, fresh vagetables, salads, quiche.

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Bar S sliced balogna – regular or tasty

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Turkey Shoot Slated – The Malheur Gun Club will hold a turkey shoot Sunday at the Vale Airport… Winners will receive hams.

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Notice: To person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87 near Southridge Storage. Please return the pumpkin and be checked. Pumpkin may be radioactive. All other plants in vicinity are dead.

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AMERICAN FLAG – 60 stars. Pole included $100. Call…

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ETERNAL ASCENT – sends cremated remains to the heavens in a special balloon. Let us help make your loved one’s final journey a memorable one. We also release pets. Call 800-808-….

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VACATION SPECIAL: have your home exterminated.

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WANTED: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.

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This house has been fully insulted.

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Afghan Hound: male, 6 years old, very good poet. $400 obo…

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LOST – WEDDING RING, men’s, Hooters’s parking lot, 6/27, Reward! Call…

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