Subject: Classifieds (Page 25)

HEY KIDS… Santa will be at Viking Liquor Sunday Nov. 26, 11 am–3 pm FREE PICTURES • VIKING LIQUOR • KIDS! Bring your pet!

WANTED – Air Traffic Control. No Exp. Needed: we train, HS grads 17–34. Great pay, benefits. Must relocate. Call M-F…

SALE ON ALL BODY PARTS.

FREE Rent in exchange for elderly woman. 319-233-….

Lost/Found – FOUND – HOMING PIGEON – Call to describe and collect.

GE – Working electric self-cleaning oven/stove, $150, needs good cleaning.

$3.49 – Designer Plunger – 6” diameter. The quick way to clear everyday drain clogs. Choose blue or green.

FOR SALE in excellent condition, $100. Call…

Get 50% off or half price, whichever is less.

Cure Sleepiness Right Away – Time for Use: Long-Distance Driving, Drunk Driving, Night Driving…

WANTED: Someone to grind or chew hay for horse with bad teeth. Contact James “Bud” Williams, 942-…. Carterville

List Price $6.00 / AMS Price $63.95 / You Save 965.83%

WE FEATURE Indoor Shooting Range – E-Z Layaway Program – Concealed Carry Classes – Full Line Security Leather – Machine Gun Rentals – Certified NRA Instructors…

These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.

Wanted to buy: fishing net, must have no holes.

FREE – GENUINE faux 9 CARAT SAPPHIRE PENDANT…

Unashamed triumphalist male for the past 46 years. Will I bore you? Probably. Do I care? Probably not.

TO LET: 4 bedroom house close to town. No poets.

$17,962 – ’98 Lincolon Town Car

Joining nudist colony, must sell washer & dryer $300.

I've divorced better men than you. And worn more expensive shoes than these. So don't think placing this ad is the biggest comedown I've ever had to make. Sensitive F, 34.