Subject: Classifieds (Page 27)

CIRCUS going out of business, small, elephant, free to good home. (973)…

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TURKEY – FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only eight days old. Both drumsticks still intact. $23.00 OBO

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HOUSE FOR SALE • 10741 Pig Turd Alley, Amador City, CA…

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NEPTUNE FRONT LOAD WASHER – Built-in high definition tuner – Digital cable ready with cable card slot – Built-in 20 watt stereo speaker system – SALE $799

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FREE Rent in exchange for elderly woman 319-233-….

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Wanted: Limo driver needed for overnight transport of drunk and drugged up clients.

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856-981-…. $1.00 OFF Any Job Over $800

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WANTED: 12 volt electric wench, must be reasonable… 24 Hour Service – Animal Control – Joe Sweeney – Removal Of Nuisance Wild Animals • Chimney Caps • Rats & Bats (203) 421-….

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Are all on-line realtors created equal? No, there's only one!

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COUPON – Mighty Dog dog Coffee– 2 cans $1…

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Wanted: Cleaning and Janitorial Help. Please leave mess.

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SYTLE – our name says it all. Guaranteed the best, males, escorts. Phone 302-….

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Buy 1,000 Large Pizzas – Receive 1,000 Medium Pizzas – FREE!

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$5.95 -or- $15/mo.

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Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

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Can’t move or speak? It may be a STROKE. No one is too young. Time lost is brain lost. CALL 911

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Remember, you get what you pay for. And at Hub Furniture Store, you pay less.

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SHEEP, 5, used $40 each. 425-….

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Soccer ball signed by either Pele, the former Brazilian soccer player widely renowned by most experts and fans to be the finest player that has ever existed, or by some guy named “Peter.” $75.

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