Subject: Classifieds (Page 9)

SPANISH TOOTER NEEDED FOR A 7 year old student, learn to speak and write fluently. Call after 6 pm. 467-….

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Call 800-826-8086 (Central Time) – RTPatch® Professional

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Give Dad What He Always Wanted! A Weekend For Both of You in The Nude. • We Set The Mood. You Provide The romance. • They are back… Paradise Valley Resort – Georgia’s Premier Clothing Optional Resort – 3 pools • 2 hot tubs • NO CLOTHING! – Day Visitors Welcome …

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HELP WANTED – Remedy Engineer

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Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

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Fully cooked boneless smoked man $2.09 lb.

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Looking for 15 energetic individuals to replace 15 lazy people. Entry level positions. No exp req. Paid weekly. Call…

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LOST – WEDDING RING, men’s, Hooters’s parking lot, 6/27, Reward! Call…

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Pollard Used Cars – Limited Time Offer! – $299 per month – For the Rest of Your Life

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Wanted to buy: fishing net, must have no holes.

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To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.

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Going back to school was the best thing I ever done.

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Get 50% off or half price, whichever is less.

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OPEN FOR BUSINESS – James Klindt, who spent more than a year in the Quad-City spotlight for murdering and dismembering his wife, has opened a tiny eatery at 4th and Howell streets in Davenport, called Eats and Sweets.

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Dinner Special – Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

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HARRY POTTERY – Movie posters, set of three, Sorcerer’s Stone. Mint condition. $40. Call…

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List Price $6.00 / AMS Price $63.95 / You Save 965.83%

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The Macon County Humane Society offers a free spay/neutering to senior citizens if they adopt an animal out of the animal shelter.

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PET DOOR; 8 ft. tall, never used, $80.00, 358-….

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Hanging Yourself Could Be Painful So Get A Pro To Do It

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WANTED: Used Paint

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