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Educational – Readin Specialist/ – Requires MT teaching certificate, with a reading endorsement (Master’s level candidates
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For Sale: Basketball Hoop and backboard. Only used for dunking kid brother.
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FREE TO GOOD HOME – Beautiful 6 mo. old male kitten — orange & caramel tabby, playful, friendly very affectionate, ideal for family w/ kids. OR Handsome 32 yr. old husband – personable, funny, good job, but doesn't like cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Call Jennifer 265-…. — come see both and decide which you'd like.
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FOR SALE: greens, turnips, collards, mustard, and rudebeggers. One mile west of Westiville, First clay road on left. Call…
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CORRECTION – The Jumble puzzle, which appeared on page D1 of Thursday’s edition, actually was the puzzle scheduled to appear today. The Jumble originally scheduled to appear Thursday as well as the answers to Wednesday’s puzzle are on page E1 today. The answers to the puzzle published today appeared Thursday, and the answers to the puzzle published Thursday will appear Saturday. – The Arizona Republic Phoenix
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Fresh-Cut CHRISTMAS TREES Arriving December 28th – We Carry the Fullest Freshest Trees Available…
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SITUATIONS WANTED – WILL CLEAN your home, will take in washing & ironing in my home. Will also tattoo pet dog at your home. 297-….
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John Deere self propelled 22” lawn mower. “As new”. Bought for wife. Bad idea. Top of the line. Elec. Start, bagger etc. Paid nearly $600.00. Will sell for $400.00 for best…
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GET MARRIED in a furniture store $99. Have your funeral in a furniture store. $99. Both for $150. Dollar-A-Day Lease Purchase 1015 Central Avenue 624-….
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My name was printed incorrectly below my letter in the December 30 issue of the Sevenoaks Chronicle. It should read L P Pook, not L P Hook. (signed) L P Hook – Sevenoaks Chronicle
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WANTED – Musicians, Comedians, Storytellers, Freeks, Misfits etc. To Perform in the Tiny Tea Tent
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PRO PAIN TANK – Camping Size. $20 (408)266-….
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POMERANIAN POPPIES per bread, 7 wk. on 4-16-08 decals removed, teddy bear faces, very cute, $300 884-….
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Mother’s Day Gift – FREE SALAMI – Steve’s Deli…
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HELP WANTED – PLUMMER/ELECTRICIAN [sic]
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BELZ Factory Outlet Mall – Redeem this coupon at the Mall Office for a coupon
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Thurs. – Skateboard Expo will be from 4 pm to 5:30 pm E. Center Street. Free. Sponsored by the Rochester Area Brain Injury Community Committee.
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Bring a smile to a child's face with a life-threatening illness.
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EVANGELIST: ROGER HILLIS • Morning Service 10:30 a.m. – “Preparing For Marriage” • Evening service 6:00 p.m. – “A Look At Hell”
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You're a brunette, 6', long legs, 25-30, intelligent, articulate and drop-dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, am 4'10", have the looks of Herve Villechaize and carry an odor of wheat. No returns and no refunds at box…
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FOR SALE BY OWNER – Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.$1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
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