Subject: Classifieds (Page 6)

For Sale:  Women’s clothes. Owned by future ex-wife, need to sell quick before divorce.

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It Takes Many Ingredients to Make Burger King Great But… “The Secret Ingredient is our People”

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Car Sitting Services: Are you going away for a long trip? Are you afraid your car will be lonely, or worse yet, stolen!? I can protect your car and take it for long drives to keep it company. I can even drop you off and pick you up at the airport using your car (at my convenience)! Cheap rates! Call [telephone] and ask for One-tooth Tony.

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OUR SOFA seats the whole mob and it's made of 100% Italian leather.

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Your buying me dinner doesn't mean I'll have sex with you. I probably will have sex with you, though. Honesty not an issue with opportunistic male, 38.

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Will the person who got hit in the head with a tomato in the 1950’s please contact (414) 453…

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You’re all invited to Steak & Shrimp – Every Friday Night – 5:30 pm – 10 pm – Have Some Fun!! Bring A Gun!! Cash Can Be Won!! At Our Trap Range…

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PONY FOR SALE. Looks like small horse. $900.

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Looking for someone to do yard work. Must have hoolahoop.

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FOR SALE: Instant coffee table

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WANTED – Musicians, Comedians, Storytellers, Freeks, Misfits etc. To Perform in the Tiny Tea Tent

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PET OF THE WEEK • Let this dog, Pea, in your home.

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internet dates? – these are insane computer time’s we live in – wow. But how can you trust all of these e-men – it is just not safe – i am 100% real and –did not ever go to jail –Talk to me on the phone –i shook barack obama’s hand on two occasions – i know 15 guitar chords –I have a big tv with blue ray’s – I AM A REGULAR GUY SEEKING A REGULAR GAL – if you like eating tacko’s and you like to watch cartoons and movies and you have large breasts we will get along very well so please ring me up: …

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PART-TIME HELP WANTED. Must have creative skills, drivers license and car with outgoing personality

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Sewer / Manhole Repair Worker – experienced only. Immediate opening.

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Educational – Readin Specialist/ – Requires MT teaching certificate, with a reading endorsement (Master’s level candidates

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1995 NISSAN Maxima, green, leather, loaded, CD, auto start, sunroof, 4-door, good condition, $4500. Not for sale.

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Call 800-826-8086 (Central Time) – RTPatch® Professional

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MARCH MADNESS MOVE-IN DEAL! Move in by March 31st, pay no rent until April 1st!…

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Liberty Gathering Place – Menacemeat Pie all Weekend – Open until 8:00pm Friday Night, 465-…. [sic]

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Can’t move or speak? It may be a STROKE. No one is too young. Time lost is brain lost. CALL 911

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