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Engagement diamond ring, appraised $339. Trade for rifle.
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Get a little john: the traveling urinal holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.
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Philanthropy is my middle name. It's just a name though so don't be expecting any free rides. You can call me Mr Wallace. My first name is none of your business. Applications to box no. 9741.
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Novara Arosa Bike Jersey, retailing for $55 at REI is made of insulting fabric for cool-weather riding…
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Bring a friend, and each of you can receive a facial for the price of one facial.
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Wednesday, March 25 – Drive-thru colorectal screening, 9-11 am. at Passavant Area Hospital…
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Buy your new bedroom suite from us, and we will stand behind it for six months.
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FOUND: Large, Obese Goldfish, 11 years old, blind as a bat
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FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth missing. $100 OBO. Call Ira…
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A BIG THANK YOU! To all the people that stopped to help the injured Ostrich on Hwy 2 Weest. We will be having an Ostrich tasting at THE RANCH on Sunday Aug 9, 1–5 PM. All are invited, children welcome, no pets please, 29 miles west on Hwy 2 854-….
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