Subject: Classifieds (Page 4)

Engagement diamond ring, appraised $339. Trade for rifle.

Educational – Readin Specialist/ – Requires MT teaching certificate, with a reading endorsement (Master’s level candidates

Get a little john: the traveling urinal holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.

Philanthropy is my middle name. It's just a name though so don't be expecting any free rides. You can call me Mr Wallace. My first name is none of your business. Applications to box no. 9741.

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome – Free Sample!

Novara Arosa Bike Jersey, retailing for $55 at REI is made of insulting fabric for cool-weather riding…

SECRETARIAL/CLERICAL – Excellent word processing & typing skills. Conscious, creative and detail oriented.

FOR SALE: Cemetery needs. Monuments, Sales, Dating, Letterings. Call Dennis Leibfried before you go. Ph.507…

Genuine Imitation Jungle Boots

Tooth Whitening – For Any One Getting Married We Offer Nitrous Oxide Sedation – Call us today for details…

Bring a friend, and each of you can receive a facial for the price of one facial.

Wednesday, March 25 – Drive-thru colorectal screening, 9-11 am. at Passavant Area Hospital…

Buy your new bedroom suite from us, and we will stand behind it for six months.

ASSFAULT ROLLERS – (2) Gallion, $750/each…

Wanted: Lifeguard. Must be able to swim.

FOUND: Large, Obese Goldfish, 11 years old, blind as a bat

FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth missing. $100 OBO. Call Ira…

Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor – An Alternative to Good Eating.

FOR SALE – Easy chair, Kitchen table, Chester Drawers. 982-….

SEE-THRU WINDOWS – Your Quality Windows & Door Experts – It’s time to replace those drafty, energy-wasting windows & doors…

A BIG THANK YOU! To all the people that stopped to help the injured Ostrich on Hwy 2 Weest. We will be having an Ostrich tasting at THE RANCH on Sunday Aug 9, 1–5 PM. All are invited, children welcome, no pets please, 29 miles west on Hwy 2 854-….