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Help Wanted – “Must dominate the English language” – Call: (917) 797-….

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$5.95 -or- $15/mo.

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WANTED – Musicians, Comedians, Storytellers, Freeks, Misfits etc. To Perform in the Tiny Tea Tent

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We need a smart or more person to help us with our Company. Posting ##

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They call me Naughty Lola. Run of the mill beardy physicist – male, 46.

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Buy 1,000 Large Pizzas – Receive 1,000 Medium Pizzas – FREE!

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FREE: Large refrigerator/freezer box (would make a nice play house).

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Stock up and save. Limit: one.

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HELP WANTED – PlayStation Brand Ambassador

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Love is strange – wait 'til you see my feet. F, 34, wide-fitting Scholl's.

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Lost – Donkey, wearing a pink halter, Monterey Center – 269-793-….

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Christmas Sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.

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HEY KIDS… Santa will be at Viking Liquor Sunday Nov. 26, 11 am–3 pm FREE PICTURES • VIKING LIQUOR • KIDS! Bring your pet!

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Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements

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FOUND: dirty white dog…looks like a rat…been out awhile…better be reward.

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ETERNAL ASCENT – sends cremated remains to the heavens in a special balloon. Let us help make your loved one’s final journey a memorable one. We also release pets. Call 800-808-….

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VIBRATOR, used twice, great condition. $10. Ryan 504-…. from 8–4 pm

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SNOW BLOWER for sale… only used on snowy days.

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JACK RUSSELL terrorist puppies. 2 boys, 2 girls, 5 weeks old. $400 each. 725-….

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Ensure your next erection is in safe hands.

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BOX OF Twinkies, 10 years old, two missing, rest have cream filling sucked out, $5. Call 217-….

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