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Wanted F-T Physical Therapy Director – Licensed in Texas with supervisory experience – We Drug Test – EOE – Tabasco Free Facility –Competitive Compensation and Benefits Program. Contact…

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Wanted: Cleaning and Janitorial Help. Please leave mess.

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Give Dad What He Always Wanted! A Weekend For Both of You in The Nude. • We Set The Mood. You Provide The romance. • They are back… Paradise Valley Resort – Georgia’s Premier Clothing Optional Resort – 3 pools • 2 hot tubs • NO CLOTHING! – Day Visitors Welcome …

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Used Tombstone, perfect for someone named Homer HendelBergenHeinzel. One only.

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Bald, fat, short, and ugly male, 53, seeks short-sighted woman with tremendous sexual appetite.

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FOR SALE: 1993 Chevy Lumina. Black exterior with beige interior. Runs and drives great. Sorry, no tires included.

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You're a brunette, 6', long legs, 25-30, intelligent, articulate and drop-dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, am 4'10", have the looks of Herve Villechaize and carry an odor of wheat. No returns and no refunds at box…

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In reply to your valued enquiry, we enclose illustrations of Dining Tables of Oak, seating fourteen people with round legs and twelve people with square legs, with prices attached.

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HARRY POTTERY – Movie posters, set of three, Sorcerer’s Stone. Mint condition. $40. Call…

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Singer/lyricist looking for untalented musicians to form punk band. Call… & ask for Adam.

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24 Hr. Day Care – All Ages – $65 Weekly For Day Shift – Torturing Available. Parents night out on weekends. 983-…

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Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

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Mrs. Jody Defries is pleased to announce the arrival of Elijah Joel – 8 pounds 10 ounces… and the loss of twenty pounds.

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FREE TO GOOD COUNTRY HOME – ¾ Rottweiler, ¼ Shepherd, 3 years old, female, spayed, very intelligent, loves to eat live rabbits and kittens, loves to play ball with kids. Call after 5:00 pm.. (614)…

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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: queen size mattress & box spring – $175.

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Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

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3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

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Beautiful uncommon African follis dish, 550,00,000 yrs. old, $45.

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$5.95 -or- $15/mo.

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You're a brunette, 6', long legs, 25-30, intelligent, articulate and drop dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, have the looks of Herve Villechaize and an odour of wheat. No returns and no refunds at box no. 3321.

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Free inside mini golf. Call ahead, because play is canceled if there is any funeral work. “We want folks to know we’re not so scary” we’re people. A funeral parlor is not a dark place, but a safe and secure one…

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