Subject: Classifieds (Page 7)

Will the person who got hit in the head with a tomato in the 1950’s please contact (414) 453…

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FREE: farm kittens. Ready to eat.

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Nordic track $300 – hardly used – call Chubby.

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WARNING Don’t Pay High Prices For Central Air Conditioning! Only $5,500,000 and one or two days is all it takes to install top quality LENNOX Central Air in your 3 bedroom raised ranch…

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SYTLE – our name says it all. Guaranteed the best, males, escorts. Phone 302-….

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Friday Night Feed – 5:30 PM to 7:00 PM – September 19 – VIGINA BAKED HAM – Hosted by the Auxillary Club

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Landscaping Labor – the new Green Party…

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Fulham Football Club seeks a Manager / Genius

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A story that appeared ion Sunday’s Argus Observer contained a incorrect spelling of a name. Pastor Dick Bigelow was incorrectly identified as Dick Bigblow. The Argus Observor regrets the error.

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GIRLFRIEND for sale: Body rough, well used, ridden hard. Leaks gas, Needs rear end. High mileage. Can handle big load. Trades for ping pong table. Phone…

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Notice: To person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87 near Southridge Storage. Please return the pumpkin and be checked. Pumpkin may be radioactive. All other plants in vicinity are dead.

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Love is strange – wait 'til you see my feet. F, 34, wide-fitting Scholl's.

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Car Sitting Services: Are you going away for a long trip? Are you afraid your car will be lonely, or worse yet, stolen!? I can protect your car and take it for long drives to keep it company. I can even drop you off and pick you up at the airport using your car (at my convenience)! Cheap rates! Call [telephone] and ask for One-tooth Tony.

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REWARD FOR RETURNING DOG – Answers to Bight Eyes – $50 if alive, $25 if dead – Theresa Lamar – Phone… Leave message.

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Attention male London Review of Books readers: 'Greetings, earthling – I have come to infest your puny body with legions of my spawn' is no way to begin a reply. Female, 36 – suspicious of any men declaring themselves to be in possession of a 'great sense of humor.'

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German shepherd. 85 lbs. neutered. speaks German. free.

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My husband, who hardly ever listens to the radio anymore, has this one on all the time.

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2009 Happy New Years Special – Be Fit! Be Strong! – Taekwondo classes… Cardio Dick Boxing classes…

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WANTED – Air Traffic Control. No Exp. Needed: we train, HS grads 17–34. Great pay, benefits. Must relocate. Call M-F…

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HELP WANTED – Eyebrow Threading

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COME TO WORK for Subway and have your dreams crushed like the rest of us. Weekends required. 941-…. after 2 pm.

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