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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 11)
This evening is a very different evening from the morning we had this morning.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Time
The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.
Graeme Le Saux
Colemanballs
The one thing England have got is spirit, resolve, grit and determination.
Alan Hansen
Scottish football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Well Clive, it’s all about the two ‘M’s – movement and positioning.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
I can’t see us getting beat now, once we get our tails in front.
Jim Platt
Irish football player
Colemanballs
We’re calling him the young player of the year, but he’s only 20 years old.
Alan McInally
Scottish soccer player & analyst
Colemanballs
Ronaldo is always very close to being onside or offside.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
It’s now 4-3 to Oldham, the goals are going in like dominoes.
Piccadilly Radio
Colemanballs
Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.
David Acfield
British cricketer & television commentator
Colemanballs
The problem with you, son, is that all your brains are in your head.
Bill Shankly
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
The margin is very marginal.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
These managers all know their onions and cut their cloth accordingly.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
That’s cricket, Harry, you get these sort of things in boxing.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Boxing
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Sportsmanship
The Czech Republic are coming from behind in more than one way now.
John Motson
English television football commentator
Colemanballs
Barnsley have started off the way they mean to begin.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
One moment I’m playing soccer and the next – whack – I wake up in hospital unconscious.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
It’s real end-to-end stuff, but unfortunately it’s all up at Forest’s end.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Both sides have scored a couple of goals and both sides have conceded a couple of goals
Peter Withe
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
And for those of you watching on black-and-white sets, Everton are wearing the blue shirts.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Butcher goes forward as Ipswich throw their last trump card into the fire.
Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
He hits it into the corner of the net as straight as a nut.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
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