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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 11)
I don't hold water with that theory.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
There was a paradox of air in the town when we arrived in Watfor this afternoon.
Andy Smith
Colemanballs
He’s got his legs back, of course, or his leg – he’s always had one but now he’s got two.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
You don’t score 64 goals in 86 games at the highest level without being able to score goals.
Alan Green
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Figo is as important to England as Beckham is.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
Preki quite literally only has the one foot.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
I’ve told the players to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones.
Christopher ’Chris’ Turner
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Wallace, moving forward, his red hair always in the action.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
The Czech Republic are coming from behind in more than one way now.
John Motson
English television football commentator
Colemanballs
People want success. It's like coffee, they want instant.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Manchester United have hit the ground running – albeit with a 3-0 defeat.
Bob Wilson
British football player
Colemanballs
Merseyside derbies usually last 90 minutes and I’m sure today’s won’t be any different.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
That’s cricket, Harry, you get these sort of things in boxing.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Boxing
Colemanballs
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Sports
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And at the end of the season you can only do as well as what you have done.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
The only thing Norwich didn't get was the goal that they finally got.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
As with every young player, he’s only 18.
Alex Ferguson
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
On a young David Beckham
Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.
A New Zealand rugby commentator
Colemanballs
Once Tony Daley opens his legs you’ve got a problem.
Howard Wilkinson
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
There’s going to be four or five teams battling for the top six spots.
Chris Waddle
English football player
Colemanballs
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Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.