Subject: Colemanballs (Page 3)

The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does.

Welsh football player & manager
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If that ball had crossed the line, it would have been a goal.

Argentine football player
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I would like to be a mole on their dressing room wall.

English football player & manager
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… and tonight we have the added ingredient of Kenny Dalglish not being here.

English football commentator
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It's a Renaissance, or put more simply, some you win, some you lose.

Irish television & radio commentator
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Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.

English football player & television personality
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The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!

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Peter Weir has just shrugged off an ankle injury.

Scottish football player
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They’ll perhaps finish in the top three; I can’t see them finishing any higher.

English football player, coach & manager
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When you’re 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1.

English football coach
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Home advantage gives you an advantage.

British football commentator
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I’ve got a gut feeling in my stomach…

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And I suppose they [Spurs] are nearer to being out of the FA Cup now than any other time since the first half of this Cup now than any other time since the first half of this season, when they weren’t ever in it anyway.

English television football commentator
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Whelan was in the position he was, exactly.

English football player & manager
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For those of you watching in black and white, the Spurs are in the all-yellow strip.

English television football commentator
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Romania are more Portuguese than German.

English football player & commentator
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Ian Rush, deadly ten times out of ten, but that wasn't one of them.

English football player
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Barnsley have started off the way they mean to begin.

English football player & commentator
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He wasn’t really trying to score with that shot.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.

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If England had scored in the first half, I think the young legs would have found younger hearts inside them.

English football player & manager
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