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Colemanballs
(Page 34)
They say Rome wasn’t built in a day, but I wasn’t on that particular job.
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Practice makes permanent.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Emmanuel Petit has won more medals than any other player in the Premiership this year, although Patrick Vieira’s won the same medals.
Brian Woolnough
British sports journalist
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Rutherford’s asking the umpire how many balls he’s got left… he’s got two.
Bryan Waddle
New Zealand-born sports broadcaster
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If there are any managers out there with a bottomless pit, I’m sure that they would be interested in these two Russians.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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McCarthy shakes his head in agreement with the referee.
Martin Tyler
English football commentator
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The Belgians will play like their fellow Scandinavians, Denmark and Sweden.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
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Stronsay is an island surrounded by sea.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Geography
Chile have three options – they could win or they could lose.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Well Clive, it’s all about the two ‘M’s – movement and positioning.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Ian Durant has grown both physically and metaphorically in the close season.
Jock Wallace
Scottish football player & manager
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A deflection – that’s what changed the course of the ball.
Jim Beglin
Irish football player
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Yes, Woodcock would have scored, but his shot was just too perfect
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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They [Rosenborg] have won 66 games, and they’ve scored in all of them.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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For those of you watching in black and white, the Spurs are in the all-yellow strip.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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It was that game that put the Everton ship back on the road.
Alan Green
English soccer commentator
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He was in a no-win situation, unless he won the match.
Murdo MacLeod
Scottish football player & manager
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He’s perfectly fit, apart from his physical fitness.
Mike England
Welsh football player & manager
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I'm as happy as I can be – but I have been happier.
Ugo Ehiogu
English football player
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Here's Brian Flynn. His official height is five feet five and he doesn't look much taller than that.
Alan Green
English soccer commentator
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