Subject: Colemanballs (Page 34)

It’s a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

Statistics are damn lies.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs

The front wheel crosses the finish line, closely followed by the back wheel.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

Alan Shearer has done very well for us, considering his age. We have introduced some movement into his game because he has got two good legs now. Last season he played with one leg.

British football commentator
Colemanballs

Even when you’re dead you shouldn’t lie down and let yourself be buried.

English football player & manager
Colemanballs

I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again.

English football player & manager
Colemanballs

It's so vital if you can win the game one-nil rather than lose it one-nil.

English football player & manager
Colemanballs

I’ve had 14 bookings this season – 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.

English football player
Colemanballs

One moment I’m playing soccer and the next – whack – I wake up in hospital unconscious.

Scottish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs

Spurs, one of the in-form teams of the moment with successive wins are almost as impressive as Queens Park Rangers with five.

British football player
Colemanballs

Oldham are leading 1-0, a well-deserved victory at this stage of the game.

Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs

The managerial vacancy at the club remains vacant.

English football player & analyst
Colemanballs

To be a great game, one of the teams has to score first.

English football player & announcer
Colemanballs

I’d be surprised if all 22 players are on the field at the end of the game – one’s already been sent off.

English football player
Colemanballs

We are really quite lucky this year because Christmas falls on Christmas Day.

English football player
Colemanballs

Morcelli has four fastest 1500-meter times ever; and all those times are at 1500 meters.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

To be fair, I don’t think Les Ferdinand was fouled there – I think he went over [fell] on his own ability.

English football player & manager
Colemanballs

They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat.

Colemanballs Mixed metaphors

If that ball had crossed the line, it would have been a goal.

Argentine football player
Colemanballs

Only one team could win this match from here, and that’s England.

English football player & manager
Colemanballs