Subject: Colemanballs (Page 8)

Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.

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The keeper was coming out in installments.

English football manager
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Where do you get an experienced player like him with a left foot and a head?

British football commentator
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When Celtic get an opportunity to go above Rangers they’ve got to jump at it with both hands.

English football player & manager
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While City were fighting a bad attack of wind their FA Cup opponents (Altrincham) were providing the biggest Cup upset so fart this season.

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And the line-up for the final of the Women’s 400 meters hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them; but they may draw some… or occasionally lose.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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If you’re a goalkeeper, it doesn’t matter what you save the ball with – if you keep it out, it’s not a goal.

English football player & announcer
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The dice are stacked against them.

Irish football player & manager
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If they play together, you've got two of them.

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When you’re 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1.

English football coach
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Alex Ferguson is the best manager I’ve ever had at this level. Well, he’s the only manager I’ve actually had at this level. But he’s the best manager I’ve ever had.

professional football player
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Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit.

English football player & manager
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I’d love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time; and not for the reasons that you’re thinking of Clive.

English former football player & manager
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And Cristiano Ronaldo has hit the ball with every inch of his body weight!

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Until we’re out of the Champions’ League we’re still in it.

British football commentator
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Guppy has a dextrous left foot.

British football commentator
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He signals to the bench with his groin.

English football player & commentator
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Portsmouth are at Huddersfield, which is always away.

English football player
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At the end of the day, the team with the most points are champions, apart from when it goes to goal difference.

English football player & commentator
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I’d like to have seen Tony Morley left on as a down and out winger.

English football player & manager
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