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He wasn’t really trying to score with that shot.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Ronaldo is always very close to being onside or offside.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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The Baggio brothers, of course, are not related.
George Hamilton
Irish sportscaster
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Signori has all the tricks up his book.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Mixed metaphors
Nobody took the responsibility of going to kill Yakin.
Pat Bonner
Irish football player
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I am not a man of faith, but my wife is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Beliefs
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Misspokements
Faith
We are on the crest of a slump.
Phil Economidis
Australian rugby coach
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I’m not disappointed – just disappointed.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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If England had scored in the first half, I think the young legs would have found younger hearts inside them.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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Mixed metaphors
He should have felt he probably scored then.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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Byron Butler: You'd obviously made up your mind to play both Stein and Walsh?
Bobby Robson: Yes, I thought that individually and as a pair, they'd do better together.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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If you stand still there is only one way to go, and that’s backwards.
Peter Shilton
English football player
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Leeds have only had one shot on target, which may well have been the goal.
Andy Gray
British football player
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Steve Hodge has been unfit for two weeks, well, no, for 14 days.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Goalkeepers aren’t born today until they’re in their late 20s or 30s and sometimes not even then.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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He’s put on weight and I’ve lost it, and vice versa.
Ronnie Whelan
Irish soccer player
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Senna’s car is absolutely unique, apart from the one following, which is identical.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Auto racing
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Misspokements
Sports
It’s hard to be passionate twice a week.
George Graham
Irish football player
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On his team’s punishing schedule
Morcelli has four fastest 1500-meter times ever; and all those times are at 1500 meters.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
You need at least eight or nine men in a ten-man wall.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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