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I think I've got the mucus of a good team.

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Many clubs have a question mark in the shape of an axe-head hanging over them.

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I think that France, Germany, Spain, Holland and England will join Brazil in the semi-finals.

(1940 – ) Brazilian football (soccer) player
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One moment I’m playing soccer and the next – whack – I wake up in hospital unconscious.

Scottish football player & broadcaster
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Football's all about 90 minutes.

English football player & manager
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We thrashed Romania 0-0 in the first half.

English football player & manager
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When Celtic get an opportunity to go above Rangers they’ve got to jump at it with both hands.

English football player & manager
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Well clearly Graeme, it all went according to plan; what was the plan exactly?

English sports announcer
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It was really difficult for us, playing in the midday sun with that three o'clock kick-off.

professional football player
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Unfortunately, we keep kicking ourselves in the foot.

England football player
Colemanballs Mixed metaphors

We say ‘educated left foot’… of course, there are many players with educated right foots.

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Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.

English football player & manager
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Both sides have scored a couple of goals, and both sides have conceded a couple of goals.

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Tottenham have impressed me; they haven’t thrown in the towel even though they have been under the gun.

English football player
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He’s a two-legged tripod, if you know what I mean.

British football commentator
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Spurs, one of the in-form teams of the moment with successive wins are almost as impressive as Queens Park Rangers with five.

British football player
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Celtic were at one time nine points ahead, but somewhere along the road, their ship went off the rails.

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He held his head in his hands as it flashed past the post.

Scottish football player & broadcaster
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It’s hard to be passionate twice a week.

Irish football player
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He has hardly been on the pitch as many times as he’s played.

English football player & analyst
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I’d be surprised if all 22 players are on the field at the end of the game – one’s already been sent off.

English football player
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