Subject: Colemanballs (Page 9)

In a year’s time, he’s a year older.

British football commentator
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Well, I’ve seen some tackles, Jonathan, but that was the ultimatum!

English football player & manager
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Even when you’re dead you shouldn’t lie down and let yourself be buried.

English football player & manager
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If Plan A fails, they could always revert to Plan A.

English football player & announcer
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He’s got a brain under his hair.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Wallace, moving forward, his red hair always in the action.

English football player
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I can’t even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball? He might grab mine.

English football player & manager
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Their two wide men, who are basically wingers.

Scottish football player, writer & broadcaster
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Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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The problem with you, son, is that all your brains are in your head.

Scottish football player & manager
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The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.

English football player & manager
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It’s raining very hard now and the players are getting wet.

New Zealand announcer
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I’ve told the players to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones.

British comedian
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Both teams – and Brazil even – got better.

British football commentator
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Ian Rush, deadly ten times out of ten, but that wasn't one of them.

English football player
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It’s slightly alarming the way Manchester United decapitated against Stuttgart.

English football player & announcer
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Apart from their goals, Norway wouldn’t have scored.

English football player & manager
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He was in a no-win situation, unless he won the match.

Scottish football player & manager
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That’s twice now he has got between himself and the goal.

English professional football player & commentator
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Once Tony Daley opens his legs you’ve got a problem.

English football player & manager
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The goals changed the game for us.

football player & manager
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