Subject: Colemanballs (Page 9)

Socrates, so named because his father was interested in Greek mythology.

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Derby County’s chickens have literally come home to roost this season.

British football player
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McCarthy shakes his head in agreement with the referee.

English football commentator
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They've been out a long time – credit them for getting back so quickly.

English football player
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The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.

English former football player & manager
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Well we got nine and you can't score more than that.

British football commentator
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The late start is due to the time.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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1-1 is probably a fair reflection of the score at half-time.

Irish football player & manager
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One of Asa’s great qualities is not scoring goals.

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Johnson has reveled in the 'hole' behind Dwight Yorke

English former football player & manager
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If you’re a goalkeeper, it doesn’t matter what you save the ball with – if you keep it out, it’s not a goal.

English football player & announcer
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Ardiles strokes the ball like it was part of his anatomy.

Irish sports broadcaster
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The Dutch manager told them in the dressing gown at half-time.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Whether that was a penalty or not, the referee thought otherwise.

English football player & commentator
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And Arsenal now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.

English football player
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And so no the fair, long hair of Adrian Heath has been thrown into action.

British commentator
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The ball could have gone anywhere and almost did.

English professional football player & commentator
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Michael Owen is not a dive.; he knows when to dive, and when not to.

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Neil Baker is standing on the touchline with his hands in his tracksuit bottoms scratching his head.

English football player & commentator
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They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat.

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Being given chances, and not taking them. That's what life is all about.

English soccer commentator
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