Subject: Colemanballs (Page 9)

Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.

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This evening is a very different evening from the morning we had this morning.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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… and it (the ball) just crept on either side of the post.

English football player & commentator
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Souness' football brain working at a hundred miles an hour there.

English football player & commentator
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The gelling period has just started to knit.

England football player
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You’re not sure if the ball is going to bounce up or down.

Irish football player & manager
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If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day.

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Scoring the first goal in soccer is very important, because your opponent is then faced with the task of having to score one to draw level and two to take the lead.

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Here's Brian Flynn. His official height is five feet five and he doesn't look much taller than that.

English soccer commentator
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That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

Emmanuel Petit has won more medals than any other player in the Premiership this year, although Patrick Vieira’s won the same medals.

British sports journalist
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Germany are a very difficult team to play… they had 11 internationals out there today.

Irish football player
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The ball could have gone anywhere and almost did.

English professional football player & commentator
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They can’t change any of their players, but they have changed one of their players and that’s the coach.

British football commentator
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Whether that was a penalty or not, the referee thought otherwise.

English football player & commentator
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…and the news from Guadalajara where the temperature is 96 degrees, is that Falcao is warming up.

English football player & commentator
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Wayne Rooney really has a man’s body on a teenager’s head.

Irish football player
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John Bond has brought in a young left sided midfield player, who, I guess, will play on the left side of midfield.

English football player & manager
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He’s even smaller in real life than he is on the track.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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He’s not going to adhere himself to the fans.

English football player & manager
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