Subject: Communication » Books (Page 2)

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

I was reading a book… The History of Glue – I couldn't put it down.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian

I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

A best seller was a book which somehow sold well simply because it was selling well.

(1914 – ) historian

Autobiography is now as common as adultery and hardly less reprehensible.

(1924 – 2001) British writer

There is no thief like a bad book.

I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director

I try to leave out the parts that people skip.

(1925 – ) novelist & screenwriter

I wrote a few children's books… not on purpose.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud; that's because 90% of everything is crud.

(1918 – 1985) science fiction author

An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard only one side of the case; God has written all the books.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Books are for people who don't have ideas of their own.

(1984 – ) American stand-up comedian

Bill wrote a book at Yale; I read one.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

If God had written the Bible, the first line should have been 'It's round.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor

A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.

(1918 – 2006) American writer

Autobiography: An I-witness account

A dirty book is rarely dusty.