Subject: Communication » Books (Page 2)

This book fills a much-needed gap.

(1900 – 1986) American teacher & translator

If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist

It’s a very good historical book about history.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard only one side of the case; God has written all the books.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Novel: A short story padded.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I bought a dictionary, and the first thing I did was look up dictionary… it said “you’re an asshole.”

(1973 – ) American comedian

I'm writing a book… I have all the page numbers down, now I just have to fill in the rest.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

I was in a bookstore the other day and asked the woman behind the counter where the self-help section was; she said, “If I told you, that would defeat the whole purpose.”

comedian

We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising.'

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Crude is the name of Robert Hyde’s first novel; it is also a criticism of it.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

This book of essays… has all the depth and glitter of a worn dime.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

The first page sells that book; the last page sells your next book.

(1918 – 2006) American writer

All books over five hundred pages that weren’t written by Dickens or a dead Russian are better left on the shelf.

journalist & author

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

The sumptuousnss of a company's annual report is in inverse proportion to its profitability that year.

It’s a very good historical book about history.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

With the birth of a child you lose two novels.

(1955 – ) Scottish writer

The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden… it ends with Revelations.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Be careful about reading health books for you may die of a misprint.

(1747 – 1803) German Jewish physician & lecturer on philosophy

Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.

(1927 – 2007) American newspaper columnist