Subject: Conflict » Arms (Page 3)

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Arms People Things

Smart bombs have bad days too.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun.

America Arms Conflict People Places

When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85; that’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.

(1932 – 2017) comedian, social activist, critic & writer
Arms Conflict

Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Arms Ideas Intelligence

The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

Arms Intelligence Military

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

Arms Military Money Murphy’s Laws

Tracers work BOTH ways.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students… there were no survivors.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
Arms Conflict

L.A. is very dangerous; I carry a gun in my car, that way, in case the police stop me, I can fend them off until the press gets there.

American actor & writer
Arms Conflict Places

You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone.

(1899 – 1947) American gangster
Arms Characteristics Things

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Arms Situations Things