Subject: Confucius say (Page 2)

Confucius say… condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

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Confucius say… at a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask – you can see who the best man is.

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Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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Confucius say… best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.

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Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

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Confucius say… kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

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Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

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Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

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Confucius say… who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

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Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

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Confucius say… dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

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Confucius say… dirty hands make your nose itch.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

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Confucius say… many arguments have two sides, but no end.

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Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

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Confucius say… relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

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