Subject: Confucius say (Page 2)

Confucius say… condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

Confucius say… at a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask – you can see who the best man is.

Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

Confucius say… best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.

Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

Confucius say… kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

Confucius say… who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

Confucius say… dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

Confucius say… dirty hands make your nose itch.

Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

Confucius say… man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Confucius say… many arguments have two sides, but no end.

Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

Confucius say… relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.