Subject: Confucius say (Page 2)

Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… who checks out woman's package, doesn't always work for UPS.

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Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

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Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

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Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… man who sit on tack get point!

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Confucius say… virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick.

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Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.

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Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

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Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.

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Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

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Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.

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Confucius say… man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… after a mediocre summer.

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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

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Confucius say… old grave digger is called an elderberry.

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