Subject: Confucius say (Page 23)

Confucius say… find blind man on nude beach… not hard.

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Confucius say… salesperson who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.

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Confucius say… woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

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Confucius say… forbidden fruits make many jams.

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Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

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Confucius say… woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

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Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

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Confucius say… easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

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Confucius say… lady who goes down first time out, is called Titanic.

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Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

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