Subject: Confucius say (Page 23)

Confucius say… best defense against rape, is to beat off attacker.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… man with a broken condom is called a daddy.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

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Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

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Confucius say… self-centered trumpet player, likes to toot his own horn.

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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Confucius say…  man who uses smart phone may still have trouble spelling own name.

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Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

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Confucius say… man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

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Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

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Confucius say… optimist is a person who doesn't understand the enormity of the problem.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… Mother's Day comes nine months after Father's Day.

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Confucius say… girl who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town.

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