Subject: Confucius say (Page 24)

Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… wise man buy prunes… get good run for money.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to sleep with old hen, than pullet.

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Confucius say… trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.

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Confucius say… who says he knows how to control a wife is called a bachelor.

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Confucius say… short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

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Confucius say… you will die alone and poorly dressed.

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Confucius say… men are like spray paint… one squeeze and they're all over you.

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Confucius say… grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

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Confucius say… marriage is like game of poker… you start with pair and end with full house.

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Confucius say… man with big mouth beware of foot.

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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

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Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

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Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

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Confucius say… Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.

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