Subject: Confucius say (Page 24)

Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

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Confucius say… support bacteria – is only culture some people have.

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Confucius say… optimist is a person who doesn't understand the enormity of the problem.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… if men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many lightbulb joke soon burn out.

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Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

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Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

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Confucius say… marriage is like game of poker… you start with pair and end with full house.

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Confucius say… student who study history, will find there is no future in it.

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Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… who has hand in pocket always on the ball.

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Confucius say… nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

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Confucius say… man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Confucius say… Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'.

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Confucius say… misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.

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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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