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Confucius say
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Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.
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Confucius say… if someone calls you fat, don't get angry… just turn the other chin.
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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.
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Confucius say… woman who wear G-string, high on crack!
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Confucius say… inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.
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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.
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Confucius say… by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
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Men
People
Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.
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Confucius say… smart ass is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.
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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.
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Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.
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Confucius say… hippie at hot dog stand always put hair in a bun.
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Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.
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Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.
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Confucius say… early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy… but a social loser.
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Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.
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Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.
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Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.
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Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.
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Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.
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