Subject: Confucius say (Page 26)

Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

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Confucius say… if a bulldog and a Shitsu are mated, it would be called a Bullshit.

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Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

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Confucius say… marriages are made in heaven… so are thunder & lightning.

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Confucius say… bad singers break into song because they can't find the key.

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Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

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Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

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Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

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Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.

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Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

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Confucius say… man’s most important senses… horse and common.

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Confucius say… squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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Confucius say… man with big mouth beware of foot.

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Confucius say… woman can humiliate any man by simply saying "Hold my purse."

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Confucius say… who has hand in pocket always on the ball.

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Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

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Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.

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Confucius say… forbidden fruits make many jams.

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