Subject: Confucius say (Page 26)

Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.

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Confucius say… if someone calls you fat, don't get angry… just turn the other chin.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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Confucius say… woman who wear G-string, high on crack!

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Confucius say… inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

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Confucius say… by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

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Confucius say… smart ass is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

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Confucius say… hippie at hot dog stand always put hair in a bun.

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Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

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Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

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Confucius say… early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy… but a social loser.

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Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

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Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

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Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

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Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

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Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.

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