Subject: Confucius say (Page 26)

Confucius say… he who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

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Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.

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Confucius say… award winning dentist will be given a little plaque.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.

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Confucius say… best defense against rape, is to beat off attacker.

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Confucius say… many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.

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Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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Confucius say… lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

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Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

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Confucius say… is better to give than receive – especially advice.

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Confucius say… since a lawyer joined the nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Confucius say… if men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.

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Confucius say… find blind man on nude beach… not hard.

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Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

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