Subject: Confucius say (Page 27)

Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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Confucius say… epileptic lettuce farmer makes "seizure salad."

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Confucius say… forbidden fruits make many jams.

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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… student who study history, will find there is no future in it.

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Confucius say… transvestite is one who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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Confucius say… squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

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Confucius say… there is no future in writing history books.

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Confucius say… if a soda can goes to school, it will take fizz ed.

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Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Confucius say… marriage is like game of poker… you start with pair and end with full house.

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Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

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Confucius say… he who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

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Confucius say… you will die alone and poorly dressed.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… man’s wife his better half, mistress his better whole.

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Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.

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Confucius say… who has hand in pocket always on the ball.

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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

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Confucius say… carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.

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