Subject: Confucius say (Page 27)

Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

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Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.

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Confucius say… man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

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Confucius say… man who read woman like book prefer braille!

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… vitamins are good for what ails you – Viagra is good for what fails you.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.

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Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

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Confucius say… masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

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Confucius say… he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

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Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

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Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.

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Confucius say… salesperson who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.

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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

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Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

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Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

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