Subject: Confucius say (Page 3)

Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

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Confucius say… streaker unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

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Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

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Confucius say… man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.

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Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

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Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

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Confucius say… criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

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Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.

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Confucius say… he who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

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Confucius say… dry cleaner who is in a hurry for a date, will be pressed for time.

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Confucius say… dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

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Confucius say… masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

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Confucius say… never tell a one legged hitch hiker to hop in.

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Confucius say… best way to get a woman to argue with you, is to say something.

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