Subject: Confucius say (Page 3)

Confucius say… before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

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Confucius say… couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.

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Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

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Confucius say… surgeon who make mistake, forced to take a cut in salary.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.

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Confucius say… gay Australian man will leave his wife and return to Sydney.

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Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.

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Confucius say… trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.

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Confucius say… man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… man’s most important senses… horse and common.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

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Confucius say… man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

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